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No, I’m not being factious with that title as there is an actual game show dedicated to answering that question. The show is called “Beat the Blondes” which I had never seen or heard of before. My good friend Max at United Blondes was mentioning it to me and a quick google search game up with the “beat the blondes” info page complete with video trailer.

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So what is good ole Paris Hilton up to these days you ask? Well, I guess it wouldn’t shock you if I told you she was still making a fool out of herself as usual. In this clip we see Paris Hilton dragged up on stage by a belly dancer who then urges her to try. Thankfully this embarrassing display didn’t last too long.

Take a look:

I’m not really an expert in belly dancing, but don’t you need a little bit of fat to shake around? Trying to get Paris and her stick figure trying to jiggle her junk doesn’t quite work here. The only other time I saw a bag of bones boogey on down with any success was at the end of the Chemical Brothers’ “Hey Girl, Hey Boy” video.

In last night’s episode of That’s Amore!, Talor was one of the two girls eliminated by Domenico. Sad times. She was the one I had picked as my favorite blonde from the beginning.

I wasn’t the only one who thought Talor was the hottest as many people have hit this site searching for her plus she was voted #1 on my poll:

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Who couldn’t like 102 pound blonde with big fake boobs? Let’s not forget the banana in her mouth on her bio picture. Tell her to come visit the blondelicious.orgy!

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To everyone that was shocked and saddened by my last posting I just have one thing to say: Happy April Fools everyone!!

Come on, you didn’t actually think I’d like a DARKHEAD did you? I mean the moon hasn’t crashed into the earth and hell hasn’t frozen over yet, so I think we are safe from me falling for a brunette.

So don’t get your blonde panties in a knot, blondelicious is alive and well as always!

Yes, you have read the headline correctly - I Love brunettes. I know, I know - it is shocking news for all my blonde fans.

How is this possible you ask? Well, I’ve met a brunette girl recently. At first I was reluctant to admit that I had attraction to a non-blonde, but over time she has won my heart. She has shown me that it is actually true that brunettes do have more fun. I think it’s time I came out of the brunette closet and admit my true feelings.

So what does this mean for Blondelicious? Well, I think it would be hypocritical for me to continue running the site, when it’s clear that I really love brunettes now. I thank you for all the support over the past year with this site.

-Colin

Well I was browsing around the web and I came across a link saying “hottest blonde ever,” so of course I couldn’t resist clicking. Anyways, the link was to Brooke Banx who I have never heard of before. Apparently, she’s got a big following on myspace like every other hot blonde (e.g. Christina Dolce).

Pretty nice I have to admit, but hottest EVER? I dunno about that. Too much fakeness in my opinion. I mean, I don’t mind some FAKE blonde hair, but the fake boobs and lips are kinda pushing it too far.

Go see more Brooke Banx pics here because I’m too lazy to put them on my site. Take a look, then let me know what you think.

LOL so what is sure to be a huge lawsuit waiting to happen, a company has come up with the idea of selling celebrity blow-up dolls. Although the dolls don’t explicitly refer to any particular celebrities by name, it’s clear to see that they have created the likeness of: Eva Longoria, Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Simpson, Jessica Alba, and Sarah Jessica Parker.

Check out the box covers for each blow-up doll.

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