Today is Christmas Eve, so Blondelicious would like to wish everyone (including darkheads) a Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays! To all the blondes who have been naughty this year, you are officially invited to my bedroom!

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Blonde bombshell Jessica Simpson’s new movie was a blonde bomb. Apparently ‘Blonde Ambition’ was released in 10 movie theaters around the Texas area, and it had a total of 48 paying customers. At about $8 a pop for tickets she grossed a whopping $384 in her first day. [...]

Shouts out to all my blonde fans! Heading into the new year, I thought it would be a neat idea to let some blondes write special guest articles on this site. I’m sure you’ve heard enough about why I like blondes, but how about some opinions or stories from actual blondes?
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Yo, yo what up vanilla-heads? The doc is back and not a moment too soon. I bet you’re all getting ready for the holiday season. It’s a busy time for me too as I have line-ups of new girls that need some hairpy in my blonding lab. Cuz, as the saying [...]

Haha, ouch - poor blondie.

Check out this ultra important map - the blonde map of europe! This certainly makes geography fun again! Well, I suppose geography wasn’t that fun to begin with, but a blonde map certainly makes it a little bit BRIGHTER.
So, according to the map, 80% of the people in the central parts of Norway, [...]

Alright, with Christmas fast approaching, I bet you’re all wondering what tops my wish list this year. Well, obviously 20 platinum blondes under the tree would be nice, but if that can’t come to be, I believe I have found a great alternative. How does Nintendo Wii with two topless blondes sound!? [...]

Here is a must-have service for all you blondes.. BLONDESTAR! In case you don’t know “OnStar” is a service you can subscribe for some vehicles that provides you with immediate communication for road-side assistance at a press of a button. Well, here we have “BlondeStar,” the equivalent service for blondes. See an [...]