Help! My Fiance Loves Brunettes
Published by Dr Peroxide October 15th, 2007 in Ask Dr. Peroxide
So we goin’ do everything that Doc like. Heard you’d do anything for a Klondike, well I’d do anything for a blonde dyke!
haha. Werd up my vanilla headed friends, it’s been soooooo long since you’ve heard from me. I’m getting ready Blonde Idol as well as my favorite time of the year - halloween! That’s right, Dr. Peroxide will be making his annual trip to the clubs with his blonde-tourage of blonde girlfriends. They will be all dressed up as my sexy nurse assistants. We will be out searching for those darkheads for an instant peroxide treatment! You don’t want to miss out 
Anyways, enough with the chatter. Question Time!
Question:
Doc i need help! my fiance loves!! and i mean loves brunettes and im blonde! i feel really shit half the time for being blonde, should i dye my hair brown????
-Chantelle
Answer:
WHAT!?! He actually likes brunettes?? That’s not possible since EVERYONE loves a blonde!! I think it might be wise to have him checked into a real doctor, make sure he’s feeling okay before you proceed with this hideous ‘marriage’ thing.
So should you dye your hair dark? Umm let’s see, I’ll have to think long and hard about this one…. NOT! Do you really want to ruin your beautiful blonde for this crazy guy? What happens if you dye it and he ends up not liking it and he DUMPS you? Then you’ll be stuck being ignored by guys like every other darkhead is. No fun! Besides, if he’s already engaged to you and you’re blonde then he can’t possibly love brunettes that much.
So that’s my advice for you. Like where do you find these crazy guys anyways? Ah well, if they actually really claim to like brunettes more, I guess that means MORE blondes for me!! And you know what they say: “Too many blondes…. is NEVER enough!”
Tilll next time,
Da Doc.
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is this site a joke? whoever wrote that response is a huge moron and the overall feeling i get from reading this stuff is sickness. i’m blonde but considering going dark now that i’ve wandered into the realm of bimbos.
laura, stay strong theres 2% of us left.