Yo, yo, yo, the Doc is back! I’m sure you were all anxiously awaiting the next installment of Ask Dr. Peroxide. Sorry, I’ve been busy with all my blonde girlfriends but fear not, I still have time to answer my fan’s questions. In case you’re not familiar with my postings, I will choose one viewer’s blonde related question and post the answer on this blog.

So without further adieu, lets move on to this week’s question:

Question:

Dear Dr. peroxide - My girlfriend is actually a brunette, but I’m hoping she will go blonde for me. Yet she is so stubborn about not going blonde! What should I do?
-Mike

Answer:

Ah yes, those crazy brunuttys and their darkhead pride. But no need to fear, the good Doctor is here! If your constant nagging doesn’t wear her down, i have the solution.. the peroxide solution!

So she doesn’t want to go blonde huh? Just follow these three simple steps and she’ll be blonde in no time:

1. Step 1: Ya cut a hole in a box… ummm… no wait, that’s for another question. This is what you do, grab a bucket and fill it with peroxide.
2. Step 2: While she is sleeping, carefully place her hair into the bucket and let sit for approximately 30 to 100 mins just to make sure every last beat of evil darkheadness is out.
3. Step 3: Remove hair and let dry. Viola! Instant blonde girlfriend!

Disclaimer:

Even though this method is 100% effective, I feel I need to include a warning. If you go this route, you run the chance that your girlfriend might break up with you. Due to the increased attention her blonde hair will bring, she will be offered many dates by other men and may be tempted to stray from home, if you know what I mean.

If you don’t want to go this route, there still is a temporary fix. It’s a saying ya’ll might want to remember - if she won’t dig it, WIG IT!

Good Luck,

Dr. Peroxide

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