How To Get ‘Vavavoom’ Sexy Blonde Locks at Blondelicious

How To Get ‘Vavavoom’ Sexy Blonde Locks

Published December 17th, 2007 in Ask Dr. Peroxide

Dr. Peroxide

Yo, yo what up vanilla-heads? The doc is back and not a moment too soon. I bet you’re all getting ready for the holiday season. It’s a busy time for me too as I have line-ups of new girls that need some hairpy in my blonding lab. Cuz, as the saying goes - ‘Tis the season to be BLONDE!

Anyways, enough with that, lets take a look at this week’s question.

Ellina wrote:

hi drperoxide, i was watching girls next door the other day (yay theyre on tonight at 9! on star) and i love their hair (DUH!) the bouffants the stylists create with the extensions are so sexy but you know how i have naturally long tugalicious hair and no matter how high i tease it and how much product i put in it half way through the night it flattens because my hair is heavy i also lose curl because its naturally straight so i end up with sex hair for the rest of the night. So teach me how to boost sexy blonde locks to vavavoom volume without stuffing it with cotton balls!

Answer:

East-side marios hey vavavoom vavaving! Sorry, for some strange reason, I feel I had to say that.

So Ellina, do girls really stuff their hair with cotton balls too? I thought the use of cotton balls was strictly for a-cup teenie boopers?

By the way, Girls Next Door is a GREAT show but Hugh Hefner has got nothing on yours truly! Only 3 blonde girlfriends? That’s nothing. And what’s wrong with having SEX HAIR? Man, you should see all the sex hair that goes on with all 13 of my blonde girlfriends spend the night in my double king sized bed. It’s crazy. But like crazy in a good way. So don’t diss the sex hair!

Well, anyways back to your question - how to get that ‘vavavoom’ sexy hair. I take it you’ve never watched “There’s Something About Mary?” Well if you know the particular scene in that movie I’m referring to will contain your answer. Yes that’s right the infamous ‘hair gel’ scene. That special hair gel will positively keep your hair STIFF all night, no flattening!

If you are in need of some of that, come to my lab, I will give you a FREE sample. All you gotta do is pump the hose a bit and it will come out all over your face, mouth and hair. Don’t worry, it also makes a great moisturizer. Just let it sit and and dry and you’ll have ‘vavavoom’ stiff hair in no time. You can come back for more anytime.