Hey yo, guess what time it is? That’s right - time for a brand new Dr. Peroxide! Oh yeah, I guess it’s also that silly “valentines” day thing too.

Ah yes, the time of year when everyone falls victim to that horrid “coupling” disease. Girls can’t wait for all their toyfriends to appreciate them and make them feel all special. Well no worries, cuz today I gots the magic stick - I’m the LOVE doctor!

Anyways, on to this week’s question. Today’s valentines question comes from one of my many adoring male fans.

Question:

Yo Doc - i’m impressed with you being able to juggle that many girls at once man! What’s your secret? And what do you do on valentiens day for all of them?

Adam

Answer:

Well Adam - thanks for the props my man. But it’s not always fun and games having 13 blonde girlfriends like you might believe…. Okay, I lied! It is a TON of fun, but valentines presents a special problem. All of these girls want to spend some one on one time with yours truly on this day.

So as you can see, time can become a big issue. Let’s say 13 girlfriends at about 1 hour each… that’s a full 13 hour day of one on one “quality” time. Plus, ya know, you need to have some REAL good stamina on this day! And it’s vital to find the most comfortable protection on such an active day

Fortunately, I’ve found this video to help me get my condoms to fit just right!:

Yep, being able to fit these babies is the REAL secret to having 13 girlfriends, Adam.

Oh.. I’ve almost forgot the other part of your question. Well, this is an easy one. You need to get what every girl wants for valentines… to be MORE blonde! A beautiful bottle of peroxide will melt their hearts. Or you could just invite them to my lab for a personal blonding treatment

Cuz you know what they say - the blonder the BETTER!

Till next time folks!

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