Photo: Kendra, Bridget and Holly busy doing blonde things.

Yesterday’s article focused on the man himself, Hugh Hefner, but today we will have a closer look at his three blonde girlfriends who together star in the reality TV show The Girls Next Door. If you thought Seinfeld was the show about nothing, you haven’t seen anything yet. Quite literally this show has zero plot except to follow the blondes and Hef around the Playboy Mansion. But this is what makes it so great. It’s 30 minutes of pure blonde eye candy with no thinking by the viewer needed. It’s as close as you can get to viewing a playboy magazine in live action. So sit back and enjoy.

Anyways enough of me blabbing.. on to the squirrels!

Holly Madison

First up his Holly Madison, also known as Hef’s Number one girlfriend. The privilage of being number one allows her to sleep in the room with Hugh Hefner. To me she comes across as the mature and serious one of the group. Here is more info on Holly:

Age: 25
Hometown: Craig, Alaska
How She Met Hef: Holly first caught Hef’s eye when she visited the Mansion for Midsummer Night’s Dream, the year’s most elegant party. Two days after their first date, Holly moved in but found herself vying with several other girlfriends for Hef’s attention. (He’s since downsized from seven girlfriends to three.)
She Likes: Being Hef’s number-one girl, classic movies, designing her own clothing, party planning, dogs, Disneyland and dill pickles.

Bridget Marquardt

Next up is Bridget Madison. The one I like to call the “girly girl.” You know the type of girl that would wear high heels to the beach and bring her purse on a camping trip? Yep that’s Bridget. Here’s more on her:

Age: 31
Hometown: Lodi, California
How She Met Hef: After submitting her photo to Playboy (she didn’t get into the magazine), Bridget received a phone call from Hef asking her out on a date. She first thought he was joking, but Bridget was soon living at the Mansion.
She Likes: Pizza; everything horror (including movies, books and Halloween); dressing up in ruffles, polka dots and bows.

Kendra Wilkinson

Last, we have Kendra Wilkinson, the foul trucker mouthed tomboy. She would easily fit in as one of the boys watching the game at the bar. Definitely in stark contrast to Bridget. I guess Hugh wants the best of all world’s with his girlfriends. But they still are all blonde, because a darkhead just wouldn’t cut it

Age: 21
Hometown: San Diego, California
How She Met Hef: Kendra, Hef’s youngest and newest girlfriend, met him at his 78th birthday party at the Mansion. She was dressed only in body paint. Before their first date, Hef asked Kendra to move in and live as one of his girlfriends.
She Likes: Being a tomboy, watching boxing, the San Diego Chargers, the Philadelphia Eagles, barbecue and Janet Jackson.


So which one gets my vote? I have to admit it was a tough one as I like a little bit of all of them. Overall, I prefer Holly’s face, Bridget’s personality and Kendra’s body. Since we all know personality doesn’t count for anything, Bridget is cut. So that leaves Holly and Kendra. As much as despise Kendra’s trucker mouth, tomboy attitude, and her infatuation with wearing those ridiculous “Grillz,” she has such a smokin’ bod and I think she’d be kinda wild in the sack. So that alone wins my vote.

My final vote: Kendra.

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