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A blonde Jessica Alba

With Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer due out tomorrow, it seems a good time to plug Jessica Alba as a BLONDE in her role in the film. Normally a darkhead, Jessica Alba bleached her hair blonde for hit films Fantastic Four and Sin City and immediately noticed how much more attention she attracted.

Jessica told Elle magazine: “People pay attention to blondes far more than they do to brunettes.”

“I definitely got checked out three times for every once I do with my regular hair colour.”

Source: stuff.co.nz

Well, clearly some of that dye must have seeped into her brain because this is one of the biggest “no duh” statements in history. Of course men prefer blondes to brunettes, so this shouldn’t be surprising. For someone who was voted the “FHM’s 2007’s Sexiest Woman in the World,” it’s kind of hard to see how she would get three times as much attention, but I guess you can’t underestimate the power of the blonde. Although judging by her picture, I wouldn’t really say she’s exactly blonde. More like the orangey in-between stage from going from darkhead to blonde. I’m thinking a visit to Dr. Peroxide would do her some good.

I have to admit though that she definitely has moved up on the masturbation hierarchy with her new look. Although now somewhere in the middle, she has at least distanced herself from the bottom of the pile that includes the likes of Angelina Jolie, Eva Longoria and other celebrity darkheads. Just keep the blonde hair dye coming Jessica Alba, and you’ll make it to the top soon enough!

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2 Responses to ““SHOCKING”: Jessica Alba Says Men Prefer Blondes”

  1. Unregistered 1 LMAO

    “I have to admit though that she definitely has moved up on the masturbation hierarchy with her new look. Although now somewhere in the middle, she has at least distanced herself from the bottom of the pile that includes the likes of Angelina Jolie, Eva Longoria and other celebrity darkheads. Just keep the blonde hair dye coming Jessica Alba, and you’ll make it to the top soon enough!”

    YOU’RE AN IDIOT- YES YOU THE WRITER OF THIS ARTICLE. JESSICA ALBA’S (ALSO, ANGELINA’S) *FACE* AND *BODY* ARE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY PRETTIER (PERFECT ACTUALLY!) THAN TO THOSE OF A LOT OF BEAUTIFUL BLONDES. THESE 2 DARK-HAIRED BEAUTIES ARE OFTEN VOTED AS HOTTER THAN MOST HOT BLONDES.

    THIS SITE IS OBVIOUSLY CREATED TO SERVE AS WHITE (BLONDE) PROPAGANDA. WHY? THREATENED COS DARK-HAIRED WOMEN DOMINATES NOW A LOT OF HOTTEST WOMEN POLLS???

  2. Unregistered 2 anna

    Brunettes are jalouses hahahaah
    All the real legends of men fantasies are blondes : look Marilyn Monroe, Pamela Anderson, Sharon Stone etc etc etc

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