Paris, Britney and Jessica: How Do They Stack Up As Brunettes?
Published by Colin July 14th, 2007 in Celebrity, Debates, Jessica Simpson, Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton, Britney Spears and Jessica Simpson shown here with their usual blonde hair.
I came across this article on “Think Fashion” that compares pictures of Paris Hilton, Britney Spears and Jessica Simpson as blondes and brunettes. I’m not sure why these celebrity blondes take a walk on the darkhead side and experiment by going brunette. Maybe they think it will make people take them seriously as brunettes? Haha! Best of luck to this trio on trying to accomplish that.
I guess it must be part of female nature to want a change their hair now and then, even if it’s just changing for change sake. A sensible change would involve a darkhead that finally wants to go blonde. Isn’t it some backward-ass logic to go from a blonde to a brunette? That’s like having an executive job and saying: “I feel like a change so I think I’ll go work as a secretary.”
In any event, I’ve decided to do my own blondelicious review using the exact same pictures that the website had used for comparison purposes. Admittedly the brunette shots aren’t the best, but they are exact ones used on the other site. So you can’t accuse me of being biased; at least not more than I already am 
Paris Hilton: Blonde vs Brunette
Reaction: PUKE!
Is it just me or is it something about the brunette that instantly turned Paris from a woman into a man? This doesn’t even look like Paris at all. Just check out the manly jawline that even Arnold would be envious of. She also looks about 20 years older in that pic. Obviously this is an experiment that hopefully Paris will never undergo again. Stick to the blonde Paris, at least then you’ll have an excuse for acting so dumb.
Britney Spears: Blonde vs Brunette
Reaction: EW.
Honestly, what the hell happened to this girl? If this was the 17th century, she would surely be burned at the stake under the suspicion of being a witch. All that this picture needs is a pointed hat and a broomstick and you could hang this around your house on Halloween. Despite the scary witch-like appearance it sure as hell beats this look any day. Well If Britney ever actually gets some hair back, hopefully she’ll do it right by staying blonde. And I don’t mean by using that ridiculous wig she stole off a scarecrow.
Jessica Simpson: Blonde vs Brunette
Reaction: OMG!
At first I thought this was a picture of Frankenstein’s bride showing some cleavage but alas, it was actually just an ugly chocolate head Jessica Simpson. It’s pretty well known how Jessica’s time being a darkhead has been a disaster. Her troubles culminated with a full-out rejection by Leo DiCarpio during the Film Festival in Cannes. She should have known that Leo only likes blondes At least on the BRIGHT side, she has gone back to blonde… kinda.
Conclusion
So what is the lesson to be learned here? Well, the wealth of empirical scientific data we have observed here clearly indicates that you are a blonde and you dye your hair dark.. prepared to be transformed into a MONSTER as evidenced by the picture below.
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LOL! Very true! Brit looks truly fugly as a brunette!
Did you intentionally choose bad pictures for the “brunette” column? Seems to me about a year ago Britney Spears appeared on the cover of people magazine with dark hair and looked better and healthier than she had in a long time. I don’t have strong feelings about the hair color of any of these women, but it seems kind of like the pictures were chosen more to prove a point than to make an honest comparison.
Nope.. the photos are right from another site:
It was their choice to choose those particular pictures but of course, expect me to capitalize on that >:)
Do the mash, the brunette monster mash!
I could not agree with Tiffany more. Jessica Simpson isn’t the natural blonde you might think she is. Her natural hair color is brown.
Funny stuff, I don’t think any of them are natural anything just for the record so blonde or brunette is all fake.
Chris
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Paris & Britney look awful as brunettes. But i actually think Jessica looks good in that picture as a brunette…still she looks better blonde though!
TO THE WRITER OF THIS ARTICLE:
Paris, Jessica, and Britney are real dark-haired (so are Scarlett Johansson, Pam Anderson, and most blonde celebs out there). Do your search. Paris and Britney both have dark hair back in the days before they undergone loads of make-overs while Jesica admitted she’s brunette in some article posted in her official site.
It only goes to show these blondes do not really have feminine and very beautiful faces! When brunette they become ugly, the real brunettes are prettier than them.
well im a natural blonde but i actually take offense to what you said about going from blonde to brunette is like going from a job being an executive to being a secretary. Seriously, all hair colors are beautiful and I cant believe you would say that. I know it was just a joke but it was stupid, my sisters are both brunette and I dont think they are any less beautiful. I admire all characteristics, as any true artist would. If you ask any REAL artist or TRUE admirer of beauty, an admirer who actually understands beauty, you wouldn’t find them having preferences especially for color, because all colors are beautiful and we want to incorporate them in everything and anything.
she is one hot blonde brunetteand red head
BRUNETTES ARE FUCKING SEXIER!!! MMM…
Some are better as brunette ans some are better as blonde. It look like you’re trying to say that brunettes are ugly and blondes are fantastic lol But i prefer being a beautiful natural brunette with nice and shiny hair than a fake blonde with dry damage hair lol Every taste ar in the nature
Couldn’t you have just took a picture of Britney with her NATURAL dark brown hair?
hey those arent even real brunette pictures.. paris probably had plastic surgery on her jaws and definately no change in hair color changes the shape of ur jaws… those who published this are stupid coz then everyone would have lovely jaw lines coz they made their hair blonde….. britney is wearing a bad wig…. she looks a lot better as a brunette…. and by brunette i mean brown hair not black hair … jessica’s hair is more of blonde mixed with red hair… its not even brunette…