Sarah Jessica Porkher Loves Sex in the Shitty
Published March 18th, 2008 in CelebrityLOL so what is sure to be a huge lawsuit waiting to happen, a company has come up with the idea of selling celebrity blow-up dolls. Although the dolls don’t explicitly refer to any particular celebrities by name, it’s clear to see that they have created the likeness of: Eva Longoria, Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Simpson, Jessica Alba, and Sarah Jessica Parker.
Check out the box covers for each blow-up doll.
The boxes make sure they tout the benefits of having 3 super love holes or 3 cylinders waiting for you! And why have a Lindsay blow-up doll? Isn’t the real life thing just as easy?
Hmm, I guess you could justify having the first 4 as blow up dolls, but Sarah Jessica Parker?? Is there any guy in the world that would fantasize about doing it with that. I guess they had just added her because of that awesome caption of her loving sex in the shitty on it. Next will be the porn movie with the same name coming out.
So, who’s gonna be the first to get a celebrity blow up doll?
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100% Darkhead free, first of all sounds really stupid.Second, your post of the Eva Longoria sex doll disproves your claim!Whoopsie!!! Try harder next time, dummies.
gag! They are awfull!!! But Sarah Jessika PORKHER - funny name