Blondes vs Brunettes.. Who Will Come Out On Top?
Published June 17th, 2007 in Debates
Sunsilk’s Color Showdown pits brunettes vs blondes.
Well, well, I’ve noticed quite a few blog postings about the Sunsilk Colour Showdown website and I’ve had a few hater darkheads directing me to the point counter on the site, so I’ve decided to put together a blondelicious article on the matter. The site basically tries to ignite the age old question, what is better - blondes or brunettes? Yes folks, this one is for all the marbles. The Blondes vs The Brunettes. The Lightheads vs The Darkheads. The Vanilla heads vs The Chocolate heads. The Sexy vs The Not. Who will come out on top?
About the site
While quite a novel idea, the site is basically a marketing campaign for Sunsilk’s hair products but one that I thought was quite engaging and humorous at the same time. The image at the top of this article shows a screenshot of the splash page of the site. If you look closely at the images around the figures, you can see that the brunette side includes books and wine glasses, while on the blonde side it shows cell phones and martini glasses. I guess they are trying to imply that brunettes are nerdy sophisticated types and blondes are social party animals?
After the flash intro, you pick which side you are on and immediately start earning points for your team just by viewing different parts of the website. You can also earn extra points for your team by playing games, watching videos or taking quizzes. I believe they also ran some TV commercials promoting the site with blondes and darkheads slinging mud and jokes at each other.
Here’s one of my favorite TV spots:
And a video clip of a darkhead joke:
There’s a whole bunch more of these videos you can find on the site on Youtube.
Which would you click? Neither.
Trash talking aside, they also ran some tests on blondes and brunette behaviors and which men preferred. Although a very small sample size, one of the studies revealed that darkheads were more likely to wear granny panties (ew)! Also, they did a test on a dating site where the same girl posed as a brunette and a blonde to find out which profile got the most attention from guys. It goes without saying that the blonde profile was the winner.
Games ‘n Goodies
‘Whack a Brunette’ will keep you entertained for hours.
The site has a whole bunch of stuff you can download such as MySpace graphics, instant messenger icons and wallpaper backgrounds. Each one you download also adds to the point total. However, the real point earnings are in the games.
Trounce that darkhead tramp!
The game selection include: ‘Showdown Throwdown’ which is a fighting game knockoff, ‘Whack a brunette’ a whack-a-mole game and this creepy quiz game where this nerdy guy strips if you get the answers right.
The best part of the games is that they were made 100% blonde-proof. There is very little learning curve and most just involve simple mouse clicks to play. If you win the game, you will earn 25 points for your team total. So go head and super slap that darkhead tramp!
The point totals
Point totals as of June 16, 2007
The site was launched about three months ago and as of June 16, the score for brunettes is nearly 1 million more than the blondes. Bitter chocolate heads will continually point this out to me. Could this possibly be proof that darkheads are better?! 
Nah, i mean you earn points for clicking around the site. Don’t you think blondes have better things to do like go out on dates while the darkheads sit at home and click around the site in anger?
Well that’s my take on it. If you want to read some less biased views check out these great blog articles:
Blondes vs Brunettes blog postings:
- Business Services, ETC on Sunsilk Commercial - Blondes vs Brunettes
- Undercover Blonde on Blondes vs Brunettes
- LevelTen In-site Blog on Blondes vs Brunettes
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i hate chocolate heads!
YOU are a big meanie !!!….lots and lots and lots of ppl actually like chocolate heads over blondes….stop being so anti-chocolate head !!!
I’ve been blonde and dark head, and I’d have to admit Blonde is better!!
Forza Blonde!!
hahaha i like the jokes, never heard a brunette joke before.
but it’s always like I say..
GO BLONDE OR GO HOME!!
right?
!WAR!
Blondes make the world a brighter place
lol cuz nothing ruins an afterparty quicker than a pack of brunutts
blondes have all the fun!
evryone no’s that.
=]
I’ve always gone back and fourth between Blonde and Brunette and I’ve always found 2 things.
1. Guy will hit on a Blonde even if they’re trapt in a burning car.
2. Girls are generally more inclined to be friendly with Brunettes.
i think both have an aSS nd a hOlE
so it dosnt make any diff till ur penis is goin in and cumin out safely….
go brunette
we all know they are hot and smart so all you dumb blondes out there shut the hell up and die your hair brown !!!!!!!!!!!!!
ohhh rough. yeh i agree tho, brunettes are hot, just a shame for them that blondes are hotTer! lol. if you have come here to bitch about blondes youv come to the worng place. (n b4 u hav a go at my speln its calld shorthand honey)
while im at it, sayn ‘dumb blondes’ ACTUALLY just shows UR lack ov smartz because every1 knows that generalisations are based on nothing but personal opinion. and urs is quite obvously nt wantd so unless ur guna pull up a world wide statistical graph showing brunettes r smarter take it somewhere else sweetie.
wow u just proved blondes r smarter and hotter all in 1 comment! :O well done! kudos! haha!!
Too bad redheads are better than both. I’ve never been called an airhead and never fail to get all the boys.
Sexy and smart, sorry you little blond bimbos.
I get really mad when non-blondes bash us. They sit there and say we’re dumb and slutty, yet a week later they show up with some messed up version of our hue. I think they’re just jealous, because we all know “gentlemen prefer blondes” and clearly we’re smokin’ hot, so brunettes try and make themselves feel better by saying “oh but they’re so dumb!” It’s really pathetic to put up with it.
Hola!
What do you think about Apple Iogo? >:)
I vote for blonde! Go blonde!!!
I love brunettes !
if blondes werent so great why do brunettes try to be us lol. They say we are dumb and brunettes are better but yet theyll walk around with our highlights in their ugly hair.
I just think it is pathetic classifying someone by hair colour, at the end of the day if the colour looks good go with it!
ergh this is so pathetic blondes AND brunettes r sexxxi its not bout da hair colour jus simple..if ur preety u get men..if ur ugly..u dont! simple!
…tho i am a blonde
..and i do enjoy it..i fink u get more attention personally!
For all of those who claim to be superior based on hair colour, does the same go for skin colour? I mean, light hair is better, so technically light skin must be better too!
redheads and brownheads… eeeuuuuuwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Blondes rule cuz we’re hotter, smarter, more feminine,and the only poor thing that attempts to ruin our natural glamor is a jealous brunette or redhead.
miss redhead you never got all the guys. you only got the ones the blondes didn’t want. LOL. cha-ching!!
red hot
you said you’re better than blondes and brunettes but you only bash blondes. didn’t you notice? i’m a natural blonde… what did i catch that you missed red hot with envy???????????? LOL
blonde and gorgeously intelligent
Keep thinking brunettes are jealous of you…we dont have to do ANYTHING to maintain our naturally beautiful hair.Especially not sit with a ton of chemicals on our heads once a month,worry about unsightly roots or use a crappy product like sun silk anyways. Meanwhile your color often fades,is dried out with split ends and doesnt grow well,while you spend a ton of money to maintain it! You are doing just what the color industry wants you to do…waste your money getting your hair bleached. Another good arguement for blondes being stupid? I think so
Keep bleaching,I love standing out like a brunette rose on a sea of fake blonds.
what the heck is wrong with all you blondes! maybe that redhot person didn’t bash brunettes is because we’re just cool like that. you write about me all you want but i’m not going to take the time to come back to this pathetic site. the ony reason i’m here is to get infomation for a science project that will prove brunettes are better!
P.S you’ll get your graph!
Gentlemen prefer redheads- clearly from the attention I get ;p We just get put down by other women because we’re so original. Redheads have always had more attention be it positive or negative. It’s a shame the negativity is only a product of envy.
So keep up the bleaching as the wonderful brunnette above me said- I love standing out- like the pale skinned english rose I am hehe ^.^
i think that brunettes are better go go go go go go brunettes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sure gays like blonds but thay love brunettes:P
GO GO GO GO brunettes!!!!!!!!!!!
brunettes love them!!!!!!!
Blondes are hotter and sweeter! so sexy. Brunettes sucks.
OH BRUNETTES ALL THE WAY BABY
ALL YOUR BOYFRIENDS ARE DREAMING OF THIS HOT SMOULDERING BRUNETTE
UGHH SUCK ON THAAAAAAAAT
Similarities between far Asian/Japan and Blondez,
a weak personality a light skin, weak bones
:)I weak body,
:)Fastly melting vertebrae so lightest/fastestgrowing potbellie shortened tissue hard osteoporosis by (both japans and Nordics) early 30 ies ((especially their trendy the Anoraxic ones even :b -50 -60 cms).. slender belly grandies,
with tons of wrinkles
Check out the Elizabeth Taylor in wheelchair, or The future of Angelina Jolie or this eyeless exotic Wanton Doctor..
smell your coffe and shut up your envying big mouth!
Lots of Xo Dark xisses.
blondes think that they get the men but really just the stuff brunetts don’t wont caus you know we get the nice and hot ones OK!
i’m a guy and i really do like brunette girls they are smart and have way more butt than a blound girl an if a blound girl has a better body than a brunette or red head they have clearly had some work done!
go brunetts we rock and everyone knows it!!!!!
ok my girl friend is a blonde and i was just on the internet looking around when this came up. truths my girl friend is so dumb and has no clue.and i like brown all that way!!!!!!!!!!!
You shouldnt say tht blondes are worse than brunettes because loads of women that have brown die there hair blonde
wow in my opinion you are all unintellegent. hair color has nothing to do with beauty;the essence of beauty includes far more than one’s coloring. Bone structure is the most important thing. If someone has bad bone structure; face and body wise, then it doesnt matter what their eye,skin, or hair color is. They are going to look bad. If someone has good bone structure, it doesnt matter what their color is, they will be beautiful regardless. If we take a beautiful person, make them blonde, then brunette, and then compare, well there is nothing to compare. Sometimes I wear yellow, sometimes I wear brown, sometimes I wear white or gray or blue! I can care less what your hair color is as long as it looks good on you! Neither is better! I am an all natural blonde and sometimes I am jealous of brunettes because their hair is so low maintenance! My hair is fine and soft and it never stays in place! On the other hand I embrace my hair color and use it to enhance my features! I love being blonde, but I will never let my hair color define me. It is lame that people depend on their hair color to define themselves. Also anyone who defines beauty in this way obviously is uneducated and understands nothing about beauty. In the end, the most beautiful things cannot even be seen.
Blonde attract more attention, they are more sexy have more sex appeal (look at magazines like Playboy or fashion models…80% are blondes)!! why all this hate against blondes with stupids jokes etc??? Just because JALOUSY hahahaah
Why no jokes on you brunettes?? Because you are ignored, too common, too average!! keep that in mind
Blonde Pride World Wide
Most blondes are brunnettes or light brown haired girls anyway. What are all you people fighting about.
Any girl who says ” brunnettes are ugly or blondes are stupid ” is not attractive at all.