I thought that headline would catch your attention; but unfortunately, it wasn’t this Colin. The Colin I’m referring to is Kendra’s younger brother, who on special occasions, gets to visit the playboy mansion. His last name might be Wilkinson but I’m sure you spell it L-U-C-K-Y-B-A-S-T-A-R-D!

So during Sunday’s episode of The Girls Next Door, the special occasion this time was Kendra’s birthday. Honestly, I have no idea what season or episode they are on, but it sure seems like Kendra is celebrating a birthday in every other one. Her brother Colin, who I guess might be 15 or 16, got to visit the Playboy Mansion with all the other super blondes frolicking around in their bikinis. Although you would think this would be a dream come true, he didn’t seem too excited and just kind of sat there.

This Colin on the other hand would be like a kid in a candy store. I’m pretty sure my blonde radar (now referred to as BLONDAR), would overload with excitement. Dammit, why couldn’t my sister be one of Hugh Hefner’s girlfriends?? I say next time she has a birthday, they replace her brother with me! Who has got my back with this one?

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