In breaking news, a new study has emerged that shows that heels can actually boost your sex life! The research was performed by a hot (and hopefully blonde) Italian Doctor and was reported on The Courier-Mail website:

STILETTOS can be good for a woman’s sex life, says a study which claims wearing them ‘directly works the pleasure muscles linked to orgasm’.

So heels work the pleasure muscles linked to orgasm? That’s funny, so does my penis.

Who funds a study like this? Get them to send a thank you card from me.

In other offbeat news from this site: a nurse used hydrogen peroxide to give a bunch of Russian tourists enemas. Haha! Well, maybe they wanted their ass hairs to go blonde too?

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