“A little blonde goes a long way” shirt from A&F

Well, episode 2 of That’s Amore! finished last night with some interesting developments. This episode probably marks a reality TV show record for having two ambulance appearances in one show. Also, it contained probably the one the most fake faint scenes in a long time thanks to “Love,” and her dramatic collapse. But most importantly, two more darkheads were eliminated!

I can’t remember who was wearing the “A little blonde goes a long way” shirt pictured above (It was either Missy or Talor), but anyways in case your interested you can get it from Abercrombie & Fitch.

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Guess who’s back… back to what? I dunno, smack a lil darkhead actor’s butt!

The Doctor of peroxide has arrived everyone, so start rolling out the red carpet. I’m in a good mood today and you want to know why? Because I love making the world a BLONDER place!

Oh and don’t get me wrong, having 13 blonde girlfriends has it’s benefits too

Anyways, off to the mailbag we go.

Diana wrote:
Hi Doc. myckcy here, i was just wandering if i shoud go blonde to the max , you know bleach my hai paltinum blonde

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So, the first episode of “That’s Amore” reality TV show aired last night (at least for us Canadians). The show follows Domenico who was booted off “One Shot at Love” with Tila Tequila, but garnered enough fan fair to have his own “in-search-of-love” show.

Anyways, he had a group of 16 girls to choose from. Not the greatest selections, but there were some decent ones in the group. When it came down to elimination time, I had to laugh as the first three girls Domenico chose to keep were blondes. The three blondes were Taylor, Missy and Kim in that order. By the end, I think he had kept all the blondes. NICE I’m not sure how much influence that Ashley guy had on his choices, but the first three choices were in the exact order I would have chosen.

So who were the top three? Lets take a look.

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A few years back, Fox used to run some TV specials that all had the titles: “The World’s Most Shocking [Insert dramatic moment here] Caught on Tape.” A couple of examples include: “The World’s Most Shocking Animal Attacks Caught on Tape” or “The World’s Most Shocking Explosions Caught on Tape.”

So in keeping with that theme, I’ve decided to make a small collection of videos that I have entitled: “The World’s Most Shocking ‘Blonde Moments’ Caught on Tape.” Get ready to brace yourself folks as some shocking hilarity will now begin.

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Alright, so there is this “website” created to educate us on how to determine fake blondes vs real blondes. When I say “website,” i use the term very loosely because this is nothing more than one page with two photo examples. Seems a bit ridiculous to me and so do some of the claims.

For example, on discussing one of the “fake” blonde photos it says:

The second cannot fool anybody for saying that is her hair; mid. skin with brown eyes and wide face.

So I guess girls with wide faces can’t be “real” blondes?

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Ah yes, good old Chestica Simpson has been all depressed since her reality show “newly weds” ended. Apparently, she was loving everyone watching her daily life and laughing at her “blonde” moments that she is discussing starting up a brand new reality show.

Jessica’s father Joe recently said the blonde ‘Irresistible’ singer found it difficult to cope without the constant presence of cameras when ‘Newlyweds’ finished.

He said: “With ‘Newlyweds’ she let everyone into her world. Then she had to shut the world out. Now she can open it up again so people can see, here’s a girl struggling with self-esteem and finding her way.

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Hey yo, guess what time it is? That’s right - time for a brand new Dr. Peroxide! Oh yeah, I guess it’s also that silly “valentines” day thing too.

Ah yes, the time of year when everyone falls victim to that horrid “coupling” disease. Girls can’t wait for all their toyfriends to appreciate them and make them feel all special. Well no worries, cuz today I gots the magic stick - I’m the LOVE doctor!

Anyways, on to this week’s question. Today’s valentines question comes from one of my many adoring male fans.

Question:

Yo Doc - i’m impressed with you being able to juggle that many girls at once man! What’s your secret? And what do you do on valentiens day for all of them?

Adam

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A couple more videos from the Sunsilk Color Showdown debate. In these videos, brunettes and blondes on the street are asked why they are better. So time to check out the debate and you decide who wins

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