That’s Amore! Ep.1 - Blondes Come Out On Top at Blondelicious

That’s Amore! Ep.1 - Blondes Come Out On Top

Published March 7th, 2008 in Shows

So, the first episode of “That’s Amore” reality TV show aired last night (at least for us Canadians). The show follows Domenico who was booted off “One Shot at Love” with Tila Tequila, but garnered enough fan fair to have his own “in-search-of-love” show.

Anyways, he had a group of 16 girls to choose from. Not the greatest selections, but there were some decent ones in the group. When it came down to elimination time, I had to laugh as the first three girls Domenico chose to keep were blondes. The three blondes were Taylor, Missy and Kim in that order. By the end, I think he had kept all the blondes. NICE I’m not sure how much influence that Ashley guy had on his choices, but the first three choices were in the exact order I would have chosen.

So who were the top three? Lets take a look.

I took the pics off the website and they are pretty bad. I guess they were trying to make their pics look like oil paintings by applying some crappy Photoshop filter to them.

1. Taylor

According to her site’s bio: “Taylor claims there’s more to her than just her fake boobs, blonde hair and modeling career.” Oh really?

But, how could you NOT choose her? She has a friggin’ banana in her mouth! That says a lot right there.

She’s also pretty skinny too; although almost too skinny like Victoria Beckham. That’s okay though, it’s a lot easier to gain weight then it is to lose.

2. Missy

Well, I don’t remember much about Missy except that she looked pretty good in her bikini.

3. Kim

Haha, Kim was the one with the attitude and the very obviously fake boobs. She was really pissed off at the other chick who didn’t shave downstairs and wore stockings with a bikini. lol, classy. She’s not that hot as the other two, but probably worth keeping around for another episode. I’m betting she’ll put out by next week.

After the first three, there was a couple darkheads that got picked, then another 2 blondes. I don’t really remember much after because the hotness factor went down significantly.

Next week’s episode is setting up to be the blondes vs the brunettes as they seem to stick together based on hair color. Stay tuned for next week’s blog on that.