The virtual bartender may be old hat for some, but worth posting for others who haven’t seen this before. This type of interactive video started with Burger King’s Subservient Chicken and from there, many other similar clones were made. This particular one is a virtual blonde bartender courtesy of beer.com, because who doesn’t want a blonde who listens to your every command?

To use it, you type in what you want this blonde bartender, (how about we refer to them as ‘blondetenders?’) into the box and she will perform that command. There’s probably over a hundred commands you can give the bartender so it’s pretty fun to experiment and see what you come up with.

When you give a her a command she doesn’t understand she’ll just act like a confused blonde. Unfortunately, saying “suck my dick” freezes the program, but I’ve come up with a list of other commands that I suggest you try.

• Hi
• Pour me a drink
• Kiss
• Suck
• Dance
• Bend over
• Show your butt
• Strip
• Take off your shirt
• Be a man

Click here for the Virtual Bartender (Link will open in a new window).

Anyone find any other interesting things you can get her to do, please share them in the comments below.

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