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World’s Most Shocking ‘Blonde Moments’ Caught On Tape

Published February 27th, 2008 in Video

A few years back, Fox used to run some TV specials that all had the titles: “The World’s Most Shocking [Insert dramatic moment here] Caught on Tape.” A couple of examples include: “The World’s Most Shocking Animal Attacks Caught on Tape” or “The World’s Most Shocking Explosions Caught on Tape.”

So in keeping with that theme, I’ve decided to make a small collection of videos that I have entitled: “The World’s Most Shocking ‘Blonde Moments’ Caught on Tape.” Get ready to brace yourself folks as some shocking hilarity will now begin.

10. Backwards microphone check
This is kinda hard to see, but it’ll make sense at the end. She really was BORN to do this eh? Haha. Honestly, no idea who this is but if I said it was one of Jessica Simpson, Britney Spears, Kellie Pickler or Paris Hilton you would probably nod in agreement.

9. Leaving the parking lot
Words can not really describe what this woman must be thinking, or most likely not thinking. Can you really be that phobic about driving your car in reverse that you have to do this? Jesus, someone tell this lady she’s not in a carnival playing bumper cars. Those taps were about as subtle as Donkey Kong in a library.

8. Is your husband Rural or Urban?
Hmm.. what 70’s or 80’s game show is this anyhow? One that is hosted by an Elvis impersonator and the contestants are standing in front of a bunch of laundry machines I guess. Anyways, this blonde must really make her husband proud as she seems so serious about her answers yet the entire audience is laughing at her.

7. Tara Reid’s wardrobe malfunction
Ah yes, poor Tara Reid showing her blondness in the most embarrassing of ways. I’m not sure if it was the drugs or the numbness from her boob job that attributed to her not knowing her bare breast was exposed for the world to see, but ends up being quite the “blonde moment” nonetheless. Is that her arguing with the cameramen not to show those pictures? Haha, I guess we know how that turned out.

6. A chicken is not an animal
I’ll have to assume the translated subtitles are accurate because this gem of a quote: “The lights are on but nobody is home,” pretty much summarizes this girl’s blonde moment. I bet she’d be a real good lay though.

5. Kellie Pickler - Is Europe a country?
Next up - Kellie Pickler. I honestly could have pulled from dozens of clips and her having “blonde moments.” It’s almost to the point where she seems to be playing up to the dumb blonde act. Anyways, I’ve chosen this one from her appearance from “Are you Smarter than a 5th Grader,” because I enjoyed the couple of zingers the host of the show throws out there. “Women just don’t want to hear men’s opinions, they just want to hear their opinion in a deeper voice.” Too bad Kellie had to wait the audience to start booing before she caught on. You don’t have to be a rocket scientist to predict how this show ended. If it was “Are you smarter than a 5 year old” I’m sure she would still lose.

4. Jessica Simpson - chicken or fish?
Well, where would a list of “blonde moments” be without Jessica Simpson?! Here is her video moment that probably actually elevated her status from a B-list celebrity and singer. Welcome to the dumb blonde A-list, Jessica. Nick Lachey’s reaction is great. I’m sure he was resisting the urge to start patting Jessica on the heading saying, “There, there, I didn’t marry you for your brain, Honey.”

3. Ashlee Simpson - SNL lip sync
Who would have guessed? It seems the stupid apple doesn’t fall very far from the Simpson Tree. Here we have Jessica’s sister Ashlee getting caught lip syncing on Saturday Night Live. I guess technical errors can happen occasionally, but that’s NO excuse to start improvising by doing a ridiculous ho-down dance. Don’t let the brunette dye job fool you, she is still very blonde at heart.

2. Forgetting the national anthem
This video is more humiliating than anything. You kinda have to feel bad for the poor girl as she was clearly nervous, but at the same time you have to chuckle. Especially when she comes back out and looks determined to “redeem” herself but just ends up putting this “blonde moment” on ice. I don’t think there is a big enough rock she would want to crawl under after this.

1. Miss Teen South Carolina’s pageant flub
Ah yes, the video I’m sure you’re all familiar with. Good ole Miss Teen South Carolina and her infamous “blonde moment” heard round the world. I’m sure her nerves contributed to most incoherent answer to a pageant question ever, but being blonde just opened the floodgates for ridicule. Even though this was quite embarrassing for her, she’s still hot though so I’m sure she’ll do fine. I’d hit it.